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Friday, September 15, 2006

A Fowl Deed...

...landed two idiots in jail this week in Broward County, accused of murdering a muscovy duck that had - horrors! - stolen the bread they were using as fish bait. Eyewitnesses saw two men lakeside in a residential neighborhood laughing as they clobbered ducks with tree branches, and called police.

Now they're facing third-degree felony animal abuse charges. Guess they're not laughing anymore. Click here to read the story in the Herald.