Great Minds on the Subject of Dogs
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. Sigmund Freud.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney.
I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are members of some wierd religious cult. Rita Rudner, standup comic.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx.